Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

    SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

    Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

    Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1185 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyRichPlayz

    CraftyRichPlayz
    Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

    ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships
    So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

    But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Breaking News: Minecraft Server

    Breaking News: Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1566

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

    Storm Minecraft SMP Plan
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9502 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

    Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

    But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

    So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

    MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition
    Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LumberCraftersUnited

    LumberCraftersUnited
    come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

    our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

    who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ZapCraft: No Brain Damage

    ZapCraft: No Brain Damage
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    MINECRAFT SERVER OVERVIEW

    Server IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM

    About Classic Hunger Games

    We are a brand new network reviving the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was a hit in 2012-2013. Join our lobby, where up to 100 players can engage in an epic survival battle. Use the world to your advantage and strive to be the last one standing. Build, explore, and fight for survival. Do you have what it takes to be the last survivor?

    There’s no pay-to-win or purchase options—everyone has equal opportunities. Choose from different kits to enhance your experience, such as the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Rules

    The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed.

    Important Links

    IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM
    DISCORD https://discord.gg/HDSSb8PxbE

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is Classic Hunger Games?

    A: Classic Hunger Games is a revival of the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was popular in 2012-2013. It is an epic survival battle where up to 100 players can compete to be the last survivor.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win options on the server?

    A: No, there are no pay-to-win options on our server. Everyone has equal opportunities to succeed.

    Q: What kits are available on the server?

    A: Some kits available on the server include the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed. All other gameplay is fair game.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

    But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

    So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settler Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

    But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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