Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RedditMineCrafters

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace negotiations, putin, Scrambled, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, urge, US, Woodward book

lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyShmonaRocket

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come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2282	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

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hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

BUTTER, Capy, Contest, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, District, Exploration, flow, Fly, friend role, grief-free, Halloween, Homes, kittycannon, Land Claims, Melted, navigation, Prizes, profile, Rtp, Server, Shop, shopping, smp, Warps, world

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6543	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyLoveQuest

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Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

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HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12