Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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