Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 241 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Emeralds Found: 3029
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Alien Abductions: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 163

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Farms Harvested: 383

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 171 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Falling into the Void: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3388 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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