Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8843 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NoFriendz Minecraft Server

    NoFriendz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Mary bringing her kids to a haunted amusement park!

    Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?

    Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief

    LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the Iranian Quds Force chief went MIA after an Israeli strike in Lebanon? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so lit that even real-life military leaders are disappearing to join the fun!

    Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Vanilla Experience 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins
    PvP Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Player Limit Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community

    FAQ

    Q: How do I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9

    Q: Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

    A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

    Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the battle between souls and soulless beings rages on! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between good and evil, with epic battles and crazy plot twists at every turn.

    Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE

    Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE
    Are you tired of boring, bloodless battles in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we embrace the chaos and allow blood to flow freely! Just like in that epic WWE hardcore match between Becky and Tiffany, we don’t shy away from the hardcore action. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated PvP battle that ends with you getting busted open – but don’t worry, we won’t stop the match to clean you up! Join us for some wild and unpredictable gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoteNinja Minecraft Server

    NoteNinja Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the school note provider for everyone else but never getting any help in return? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of school notes! We promise not to ask you for any notes, but we can’t guarantee that the creepers won’t try to steal them from you in-game. Build your own virtual school and be the ruler of your own note-sharing kingdom! Who needs real school when you can have a virtual one with no annoying classmates asking for notes? Join now and say goodbye to note-sharing drama forever!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ExWifeStormBunker

    ExWifeStormBunker
    Are you tired of dealing with hurricane drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only storm you’ll face is a thunderstorm in the game!

    Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!

    Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HeavenlyNeighborz

    HeavenlyNeighborz
    Tired of dealing with neighbors from hell in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to annoying neighbors for good.

    Our server is filled with neighbors from heaven who will do anything to win a place in your heart. From baking you virtual cookies to building you a virtual castle, these neighbors are the real deal.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of having neighbors who actually make your life better, not worse. Plus, who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among them. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GangCraft: Exodus Haiti

    GangCraft: Exodus Haiti
    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made 6,000 people in haiti leave their homes? yea, that’s how crazy our server is. the gangs couldn’t handle the epicness of our builds and pvp battles, so they had to dip. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll become so powerful that even gangs will fear you. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the legend.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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