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CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	6874
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Votes:	5686
Crops Grown:	7781	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Farms Harvested:	747	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Buildings Constructed:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	132
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ores Mined:	6341
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	200
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

MillionaireMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLicenseRenewal

age, BlockyLicenseRenewal, cognitive abilities, Drivers license, Driving, driving ability, driving assessment, driving skills, elderly drivers, license renewal, motor vehicle, older adults, Public Safety, regulations, renewal process, road safety, road test, Safety, senior citizens, Testing, traffic laws

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

DownUnderCraft

Australia, australia news, Censorship, CounterTerrorism, cyber sanctions, digital communication, downundercraft, extremism, extremist content, far right, government action, Hits, internet, national security, online network, Online platforms, Politics, right wing, sanctions, social media, Terrorgram

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so like, u know how australia is all like “nope, not gonna deal with ur shenanigans, Terrorgram”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we embrace the chaos, the craziness, the pure insanity of it all! join us if u wanna be a rebel, a rule-breaker, a true minecraft maverick!

we got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where u can blow up anything u want (except spawn, of course, we’re not monsters)! and don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse” weekends where the whole server turns into a battle royale against the undead! it’s like the hunger games, but with more brains (literally)!

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and conquer the minecraft world! so if u wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, then this is the place for u! come on in, mate, the madness is waiting for u!

Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.

adaptation, advertising, Apparel, branding, clothing, Clothing (Industry), consumer behavior, consumer psychology, Evolution, evolutionary biology, fashion, für, FurFree, furless, human evolution, innovation, market research, marketing strategy, natural selection, promotional tactics, textile industry, trendsetting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Votes:	2575	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.

Fungus Infected Zombie Spiders

arachnids, biology, creepy crawlers, Discovered, discovery, entomology, fungus, INFECTED, infection, Mycology, Nature, Northern Ireland, parasitology, Phenomenon, research, Science, Spiders, UNUSUAL, wildlife, zombie

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	626
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on an epic adventure filled with fungus-infected zombie spiders! That’s right, these creepy crawlies have taken over Northern Ireland and it’s up to you to stop them!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling these mutant creatures, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic eagle! And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? Yes, you heard me right, a potato worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of fungus-infected zombie spiders and diamond potatoes!

Arab explorers

Arab explorers, Cracked, Daily Quests, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Faction, French, java, MCMMO, minecraft 1.21.1, offline mode, québec, Ranks, semi-roleplay, Server Shop, SimpleClaim, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Arab Explorers is a Quebec French semi-roleplay, semi-faction survival server for Minecraft 1.21.1 with an Earth map. Its plugins and features include everything from McMMO and SimpleClaim to a server shop, daily quests, and ranks, plus many others. The server is for Java only and set up in offline mode (aka cracked). Check out the Arab Explorers server’s Discord for more info, updates, and support.

arabeexp.ddns.net

PioneerMC

Apply Here, chat friendly, Cheating, classic minecraft, Discord, exploits, Extras, Griefing, join us, online mode, pioneer mc, PioneerMC, Plugins, Pure Survival, RELIVE, respectful, rules, stealing, survival server, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

PioneerMC Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3
Server Features	No plugins, no extras, pure survival
Server Status	Whitelisted – Apply via Discord
Online Mode	Yes

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Apply here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist via our Discord server.
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is pure vanilla with no plugins.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Vanilla Beta 1.7.3.
Can I use cheats or exploits on the server?	No, cheating or exploiting is against the rules.

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Land, MysticCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and boring landscapes? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena!

Join our server for a wild ride through a psychedelic wonderland where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination! Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!

KidMischiefGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

adventurous kids, childhood adventures, childhood antics, childhood close calls, childhood escapades, childhood memories, childhood recklessness, close calls, Dangerous Games, daring behavior, innocent mischief, KidMischiefGoneWild, Minecraft, near misses, playful danger, risky activities, risky behavior, risky childhood moments, risky play, risky stunts, smp, youthful danger, youthful escapades

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mines Excavated:	2953
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	5153	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	411

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF 🔥. So, like, one time I was playing on the server and I accidentally set my friend’s house on fire with a flint and steel, but it’s cool because we all just laughed it off and rebuilt it with diamond blocks 💎.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much crazy stuff that goes down on this server. Like, one time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament and things got out of hand when someone accidentally spawned a wither in the arena 😱. But don’t worry, we all banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor, it was epic.

And the best part is, we have this secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs 🐉. It’s like our own little treasure trove, and only the most elite players are allowed access.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

Players:	108/200	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2554	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3