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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Dimension Hops: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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