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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	795226
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crops Grown:	4596	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Crops Grown:	1493
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3294
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crops Grown:	7167
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Potions Brewed:	68	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3041
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Towns Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3611	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5836	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Animals Bred:	72
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Votes:	9191	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	104/700	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	218252	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8