Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on a quest to discover who the best woman with a full name is between Asa Mitaka and Kobeni Higashiyama. Will it be a battle of wits, strength, or just pure luck? Only one way to find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner will receive a virtual crown made out of enchanted emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 621
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 223 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5284
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 109 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2676 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2186 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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