CGSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RichieRich SMP

affluent behavior, affluent personalities, elite social circles, extravagant behavior, extravagant experiences, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant possessions, extravagant spending, extravagant tastes, high society, lavish parties, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, opulent living, privileged upbringing, rich people, RichieRich, smp, successful entrepreneurs, wealthy individuals, wealthy personalities

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7296
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the richest server everrrrr! Like, the owner is a literal diamond block and the admins ride around on golden pigs, I swearrrr.

You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.

And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	111

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	1298	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	1078

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Items Found:	7411

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Items Found:	3012
Mines Excavated:	3872	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2685	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	268
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12