Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons:

  • Season 1: April 4, 2019
  • Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question Answer
What are the server rules?
  1. Don’t be a dick.
  2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
  3. Server is 21+ only.
  4. PVP is fair play.
  5. No hacking or cheating.
  6. Pranking allowed within reason.
  7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
  8. Keep the server tidy.
  9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
  10. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?
  • No Enderman Griefing
  • Custom recipes and features
  • Renewable Coral
  • Fast Leaf Decay
  • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
  • and more…
Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

    Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Star Shards Collected: 171
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

    Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

    But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FamilyFlashCraft

    FamilyFlashCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

    So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ores Mined: 6135
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 405 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 597 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WorkLifeCraft SMP

    WorkLifeCraft SMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Enchantments Applied: 127 Villages Defended: 17
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

    StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians
    come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 214 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Animals Bred: 113 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Void Gems Collected: 23
    New Chunks Explored: 122979 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Emeralds Found: 6811 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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