CataSim Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5732	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	4487

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Animals Bred:	181	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	349365
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	497	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Farms Harvested:	636
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4514	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35