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The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Divine Spears Created:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1159	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	3358	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4312	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	87
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	5244
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ores Mined:	5732	Dragon Eggs Found:	7124
Star Shards Collected:	224	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Farms Harvested:	294
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16