Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

Approval, canonization, Canonize, ceremony, choose, Church, controversy, debate, decision, ending, Event, historical, Honor, Legacy, Minecraft, Official, process, recognition, Religious, Saint, selection, Server, Significance, tradition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

Error Prone Chatbot Server

Accuracy, AI study, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, chatbot, chatbot errors, Chatbots, Communication, data analysis, error, errors, Gemini, INFORMATION, machine learning, Messaging, News, news summary, PRONE, research, Server, study, Technology, worst offender

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG, so like, this server is like, totally insane, bro. Like, the chatbots on here are so messed up, they can’t even summarize the news right. It’s like, hilarious, man. You gotta join just to see how wacky it is. Plus, this server has the craziest stories ever, like one time a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns flushing themselves down it. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta join this server, it’s a total trip, dude.

Wild Wanderers 1.21.2

1.21.2, catcalling, feminism, gender equality, objectification, sexual harassment, street harassment, Wanderers, Wild, Women empowerment, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights awareness, women’s rights movement, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.

But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!

BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9129
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	3209	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7467	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4800
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dimension Hops:	1

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	77	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Animals Bred:	101	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6155	Mines Excavated:	2205
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2607	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

aita, CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	460	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

advice, anxiety, apologies, Best Friend, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict, DATING, family, friendship, mental health, MommaCraft, overstepping, Parties, PERSONAL LIFE, perspective, privacy, relationships, sex life, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

Airport, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, anecdote, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Experience, funny, luggage, Observation, odd, ODDITY, peculiar, SECURITY, Sight, strange, Surprising, travel, Traveler, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	211
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crops Grown:	1295
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	713820	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!