come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.

and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.

join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 489218

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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