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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Dimension Hops: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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