so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

    Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

    So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Future Expectations Minecraft SMP

    Future Expectations Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft SMPs where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess just waiting to explode in chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing if your base will still be standing tomorrow.

    We have a unique feature where every player is assigned a pet creeper that follows them around and randomly explodes, adding an extra layer of danger to your everyday mining adventures. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most absurd places. Can you outsmart the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, join us now and embrace the chaos! Just remember, we don’t have a plan for the future either, but hey, who needs one when you’re having this much fun?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

    Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PixelThiefParentSnitch

    PixelThiefParentSnitch
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those with sticky fingers! Join us if you want a unique challenge – can you survive in a world where everyone is a kleptomaniac? Test your skills at pickpocketing and see if you can out-steal your fellow players!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!

    Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PetTalkCraft

    PetTalkCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll finally have the chance to ask your pet that burning question you’ve always wanted to know the answer to! Our server is equipped with a special pet communication plugin that allows you to have full-on conversations with your furry friends. Imagine the possibilities – finding out your cat’s secret life as a ninja, discovering your dog’s thoughts on world domination, or even hearing your goldfish’s opinions on the latest fish tank decor trends. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to truly understand your pets on a whole new level. Join now and start chatting with your animal companions like never before!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server

    JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server
    Yo, u ever wanted to make more money than u could ever imagine? well, forget about gettin a job cuz on this server, u can make bank just by playin Minecraft!

    We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.

    Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.

    So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Electric Stitch Heal Speed

    Electric Stitch Heal Speed
    lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Badlands Goblins
    Server IP play.badlandsgoblins.com
    Server Type PvP, Survival

    About the Server:

    Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
    What type of gameplay is available? The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
    Are there any rules to follow? Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

    But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DadIssues Minecraft Server

    DadIssues Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

    Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

    Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Emeralds Found: 7641

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

    MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

    And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MayoRage Minecraft Server

    MayoRage Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

    CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Post Nut Realization Server

    Post Nut Realization Server
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

    so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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