Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 669388 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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