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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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