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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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