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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Astral Projections Made: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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