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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
Epic Quests Completed: 21 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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