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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 New Chunks Explored: 211019
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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