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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 17
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Gods Slained: 0
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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