Call the Crafty Cows! Townscraft: Where You Can Build, Chill, and Moo-ve In! Season 3 Starts Now!

bonds, BUILD, Call, camaraderie, Chill, Cityscapes, Cows, Crafty, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Events, Exploration, Farms, floating islands, FRIENDSHIPS, Houses, imagination, MOOve, multiplayer, Nomad, Season, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, starts.., Steampunk, Survival, Townscraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Townscraft Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Unique Features	Diverse town-building opportunities, tight-knit community, vanilla experience
Season Length	Varies, with previous seasons lasting up to 30 months

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted SMP.
Are there towny or claims plugins?	No, the server does not have towny or claims plugins.
What types of players are welcome?	All types of players, including builders, redstoners, PvP/explorers, and new players looking to get started.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has protections in place to prevent theft and griefing.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord community to start planning your town and become part of the Townscraft family.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	146	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	574	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Potions Brewed:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Endless Night Skies:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crops Grown:	7725	Dragon Eggs Found:	2396
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	190
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3126
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	189
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	3610	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4324	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Animals Bred:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!