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RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	295	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6871
Treasure Maps Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Emeralds Found:	2802	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Animals Bred:	141

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	3987
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Villages Defended:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Items Found:	8255
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1681
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DadTax.exe

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Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1904
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Astral Projections Made:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3