Caffeine-Free ZenCraft

Caffeine-Free ZenCraft

Are you tired of your meditation being ruined by coffee addiction? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your coffee addiction behind! Our virtual world is caffeine-free and full of zen vibes to help you focus on your inner peace. Plus, rumor has it that mining diamonds is a great way to channel your newfound meditation skills. So say goodbye to coffee jitters and hello to a peaceful pixelated paradise. Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
Dragon Eggs Found: 8702 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

    CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Boomer Adventures

    Blocky Boomer Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

    Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Nothing Happens Here

    Nothing Happens Here
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

    CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

    But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • LOLz9K Humiliation Server

    LOLz9K Humiliation Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 180 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

    Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Life LOLz

    Blocky Life LOLz

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

    Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

    If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

    So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

    Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

    Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

    Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 35 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Enchantments Applied: 215 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

    CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7965 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels
    Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Game Over, Steve!

    Game Over, Steve!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

    3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

    4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 New Chunks Explored: 408181
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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