ButterCraft: Where Cheaters Get Squashed and Toxicity Melts Away – Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Parkour, KitPvP, and More!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly community

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary focus?	The server focuses on providing a variety of feature-rich modes, preventing cheating, and maintaining a friendly community.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, mods are not allowed except for specific ones listed for the Badlion Client.
Is Bedrock modding allowed?	No, bedrock modding is not allowed due to legal reasons.
What happens if someone is caught cheating?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
What is the server’s stance on toxic behavior?	Toxic behavior is not tolerated, and personal attacks are especially prohibited.

If you’re ready to check us out, join with the IP below.

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KawaiiTrainCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where japanese countryside trains are cute! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, making it the most whimsical and enchanting place to play Minecraft. 2. We have a secret underground penguin disco where players can dance the night away with their feathered friends. 3. Our resident llama mayor will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the mystical enchanted forest. 4. The rarest ore on our server is rainbow diamond, which can only be mined by players who have mastered the art of interpretive dance. 5. Every full moon, a giant tofu monster roams the land, challenging players to a tofu-eating contest for epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NarutoCraft: Where Censorship is Just a Creeper in Disguise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Naruto’s journey to becoming Hokage? Look no further than our server, where we promise NO compromises on the fun factor!

Join us and experience a world where you can unleash your inner ninja, just like Naruto and the gang. Don’t worry about toning down the action or avoiding sexy expressions here – we embrace it all!

Our server is a hit in Japan and overseas – just like Naruto! So why settle for boring restrictions on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate ninja adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the Hokage of our server! Believe it! 😂🍥

Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with Naruto or any of its creators. Just a bunch of crazy Minecraft fans having a good time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PurrfectlyCrafted: Where Persian Bois and Blacked Women Unite!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join Persian boi in his quest to stroke to Persian women getting BLACKED! 😂 Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join now and experience the thrill of building your own outrageous creations while listening to Persian boi’s wild tales of conquest and exploration. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be a part of our ridiculous Minecraft community. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😜🎮

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	181	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Farms Harvested:	458	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Animals Bred:	68	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Post-Coital Pixels

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyLoliLand

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Animals Bred:	133	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	5667

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyWifeBeaters – Where old traditions come back to life!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we embrace the good ol’ days of the patriarchy! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Emeralds Found:	7564	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.