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AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	314
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	7562
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
New Chunks Explored:	559968	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	828

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Votes:	1526	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crops Grown:	2709	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2493	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	251
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Votes:	2666	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	160
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2474	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Buzzle Hive

Activity, bedrock, collaboration, comfort, Community, Cozy, creativity, Cross-Play, friendship, Journey, joy, Kindness, Passion, Port 19132, smp, Special, Support, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6430
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to Buzzles Hive! Buzzles Hive SMP is a vibrant and welcoming community where kindness and friendship thrive. Whether you’re just starting your journey, you’ll find a cozy and supportive environment here. Our community shares a passion for creativity, collaboration, and all things that bring comfort and joy. Dive into the warm buzz of activity, make lasting friendships, and be part of something truly special!

To join on bedrock, use port 19132

mc.buzzleshive.com

Players:	106/900	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5