come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting massacred is creepers and zombies! we have so many players that the death toll is higher than in Burkina Faso! French security assessment says we have double the fun and double the chaos! join now and be part of the madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pickaxes! so grab your sword and get ready to slay some pixels!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 22 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 411
Zombie Dances: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of paying 20 dollars for a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it makes Monster Hunter look like a walk in the park! Join us for epic battles, insane weapon trailers, and armor sets that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can play on the go and never miss a beat. Plus, we have old game emulation and multiplayer for those who want a blast from the past. And don’t forget about our databases – they’re so comprehensive, you’ll never be lost in the game again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs 20 dollars when you can have this much fun for free? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

    ””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8746
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Ores Mined: 2547
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PartyCraft Minecraft Server

    PartyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

    Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 159
    Gods Slained: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyAffairExposed

    CraftyAffairExposed
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

    Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 New Chunks Explored: 867120
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyScienceFun

    CraftyScienceFun
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

    BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
    haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

    join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

    we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Genie’s Wish Blockade

    Genie’s Wish Blockade
    so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

    but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

    so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 1 week old
    Active Players 5-10 at a time
    Custom Features Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
    Community Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

    Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

    A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

    Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

    A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

    Q: Is the server environment toxic?

    A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

    Chunky Assets Minecraft Server
    Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Potions Brewed: 146
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

    ””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

    Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

    So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoFamousFriendsAllowed

    NoFamousFriendsAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FlawlessCraft SMP

    FlawlessCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

    And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

    So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 56 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GenderBenderCraft Server

    GenderBenderCraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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