LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be billionaires trying to get into our fancy bunkers during the apocalypse but get denied by the janitors who are actually our friends and family.

we got crazy security systems like lava pits and zombie guards to keep out those pesky billionaires trying to steal our stash of diamonds and emeralds.

if you wanna experience the thrill of being denied entry to your own bunker, join us now and see if you can outsmart the janitors and maintenance crews.

who needs a fancy bunker anyway when you can have a hilarious time on our server! come join the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Runes Activated: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 3823 Star Shards Collected: 176
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Gods Slained: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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