Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Farms Harvested: 959 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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