Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8485
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
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