Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

    RefereeCraft: Banned for Life
    OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

    Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

    Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 New Chunks Explored: 641319
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

    Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

    Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

    So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6004
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

    Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 256 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9800

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

    HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

    Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

    But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

    Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 101 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Magic Items Found: 5696 Ores Mined: 6964
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GrinchCraft: AITA?

    GrinchCraft: AITA?
    Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

    On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

    So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 156 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 421 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

    NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CreeperCupidGoneWrong

    CreeperCupidGoneWrong
    Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

    FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Towns Built: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration

    Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration
    yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

    Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

    Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

    Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

    So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mines Excavated: 4852
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Animals Bred: 193
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

    Simpy Men Minecraft SMP
    Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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