Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Emeralds Found: 2903
Dimension Hops: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ores Mined: 4325
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Dimension Hops: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ores Mined: 5027 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 2735
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Mines Excavated: 3036
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8355 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7896 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    • Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
    • Focused on a tight-knit community

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Crops Grown: 1456 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 99
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • HezBlock Minecraft Server

    HezBlock Minecraft Server
    omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

    RefereeCraft: Banned for Life
    OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96 Runes Activated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

    Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

    Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Villages Defended: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 195 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8846 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

    Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

    Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

    So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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