Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Magic Items Found: 5469 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 3998
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us as we uncover the truth behind Bed Bath & Beyond’s mysterious downfall – was it really just a case of fraud, or is there something more sinister at play?

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2466 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Runes Activated: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Zombie Dances: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 292
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 622 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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