Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Magic Items Found:	3854	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mines Excavated:	4325	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CatCraftHideout

Accommodation, Affection, allergic, aloof, attention seeking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat allergy, CatCraftHideout, Communication, fake allergy, family, hives, Hosting, interview, Job, Jonathan, pet, relationship, roommate, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

accessible gameplay, beginner friendly, beginner tips, beginner-friendly games, Cooperative gameplay, easy to learn, friendly environment, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Helpful community, Inclusive Community, interactive gaming, multiplayer, new players, NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP, Online Community, Online game, positive atmosphere, Social gaming, supportive players, Welcoming

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyMindz

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyMindz, emotional well being, meditation, mental exhaustion, mental health, mindfulness, negative thoughts, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	3693	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Magic, Medieval, mmorpg, multiplayer, open world, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Survival

Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, comfort, Community, Creative, distractions, Donations, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, good players, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Server, slimecraft, Survival

The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

#addons, active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bread, Chaos, Cheating, Dedicated, Diamond, Discord, Economy, fillings, Fruity, Fun Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, laughs, new players, Playerheads, Questionable, rules, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview
2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Dedicated player base + Fun events
Diamond economy
Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
What is the average age range of players on the server?	Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
Is the server friendly to new players?	Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Buildings Constructed:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Affection, Bubble, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Dedication, Effort, emotional investment, hard work, healthy relationships, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, relationships, romance, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, Trust

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MomzCraftHub

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, Family issues, financial responsibility, generational gap, Graduation, language barrier, Marriage, MomzCraftHub, moving out, parental approval, personal space, relationships, Resentment, roommate, Stepfather, translation, University

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

actions, CHANGE, Closure, consequences, Decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, hindsight, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, Oops, past, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self improvement, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Animals Bred:	188
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	549928
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0