Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

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Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magic Items Found:	4365
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	6850
Potions Brewed:	143	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	772
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crops Grown:	3706	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	661
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Animals Bred:	137
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	7061
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.