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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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