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IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	8200	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	3046
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Emeralds Found:	9631
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	2

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	76

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ores Mined:	7975
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	213
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	164985
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse

abuse prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, child abuse, child exploitation, Child protection, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminalise, cybersecurity, digital age, ethical technology., internet safety, legal framework, legislation, online safety, PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse, regulatory measures, Technology, Tools, uk

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

u know what else is criminal? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs and talking cows. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever. we once had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. true story bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. who needs AI child abuse tools when u can have flying pigs and talking cows, amirite?

LilacMC Towny

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18

Learn more about LilacMC by visiting our website or you can go ahead and join our Discord server for more information!

Latest update: Mob Arena

Website: https://lilacmc.net Discord: discord.gg/7TVsdEZwdQ

play.lilacmc.net

HearthCraft

Active, Auctions, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Resets, ONLINE, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protection, Resources, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together.

Features	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. No pay-to-win paid perks Resource worlds (resets monthly) Live map available Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech Pet system Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy Land claiming Active and healthy economy system with player shops, player warps, auctions, etc. Marriage plugin /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with various categories

Features

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds (resets monthly)
Live map available
Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech
Pet system
Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy
Land claiming
Active and healthy economy system with player shops, player warps, auctions, etc.
Marriage plugin
/wild (random teleport) command
Leaderboards with various categories

Technical Details	Server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia Uses Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback Difficulty set to Hard Main world size is 90,000 * 90,000 No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, etc.

Useful Links	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions	1. Can I grief other players on the server? No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing. Any form of griefing is strictly prohibited. 2. Are there any paid perks that give players an advantage? No, HearthCraft is a no-pay-to-win server. All perks are earned through gameplay and are not available for purchase. 3. Is there a reset schedule for the server world? No, the server world will never reset. It dates back to July 2019 and will remain as is. 4. How can I claim land on the server? You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the in-game instructions to claim your land. 5. Are there any limitations on automatic farms? No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers on the server. You are free to build and use automatic farms as you wish.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players on the server?

No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing. Any form of griefing is strictly prohibited.

2. Are there any paid perks that give players an advantage?

No, HearthCraft is a no-pay-to-win server. All perks are earned through gameplay and are not available for purchase.

3. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

No, the server world will never reset. It dates back to July 2019 and will remain as is.

4. How can I claim land on the server?

You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the in-game instructions to claim your land.

5. Are there any limitations on automatic farms?

No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers on the server. You are free to build and use automatic farms as you wish.

Zenith ShotaCraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Balls, Censorship, children, controversial, cultural norms, double standards, Ethics, japanese tv, Loli, Media, penis, Protection, pussy, regulations, shota, ShotaCraft, societal values, taboo, television, Uncensored, zenith

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in your sad, pathetic life! Imagine a world where shota penises and balls roam free, but loli pussies are banned – just like Japanese TV! It’s a twisted universe where the rules make absolutely no sense, just like your ex-girlfriend’s taste in men. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before!

CraftyHub – No Straight Answers

answers, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHub, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Listening, Marriage, non-verbal cues, Open-mindedness, passive aggressive, passive communication, perspective, perspective-taking, relationships, Respect, Straight.., Understanding, validation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Votes:	7539
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give non-answers, we give answers that will leave you questioning your existence! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what to expect next.

Do you want a server where butter and honey on your toast is just the beginning? Well, here you can have butter, jam, and even a side of chaos! Our server is like a movie night that never ends, with twists and turns at every corner.

Forget about bills and responsibilities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the insanity. Did you talk to X about Y? Well, X might not have called you yet, but they’ll definitely be calling you on our server to join in on the fun.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, non-answers are the new norm, and overreacting is just a way of life. Embrace the chaos and join us today for an experience like no other!

NoobzNotAllowed

Awareness, common misconceptions, critical thinking, crucial details, education, essential information, general knowledge, hidden truths, ignorance, important facts, knowledge gap, lack of awareness, Misinformation, NoobzNotAllowed, overlooked facts, overlooked information, overlooked knowledge, societal ignorance, societal issues, underestimation, uninformed population

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	600	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8731
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

That our Minecraft server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of pixelated architecture! Yes, you heard that right. These chickens have built the most epic structures you’ve ever seen, from giant chicken coops to skyscraper-sized nests. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to be initiated into their feathered fold and learn their ancient chicken building techniques.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pigs who have formed their own piggy mafia. They roam the land, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re not all bad. If you can prove your worth to them, they might just let you join their ranks and become a part of their bacon-loving brotherhood.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of this wacky world where chickens rule and pigs drool. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!

BlockPartyBerlin

anti-racism, asylum seekers, berlin, BlockPartyBerlin, civil rights, demonstration, Diversity, equality, freedom of movement, germany, global citizenship, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration crackdown, migrants, Multiculturalism, political activism, protest, Refugees, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5539	Towns Built:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crops Grown:	3323

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like da biggest party in berlin but in virtual block form. we got tens of thousands of players protesting against boring servers with lame immigration rules. come join da fun and build ur own crazy world where everyone is welcome, even if u come from a different block. let’s show dem haters how to party in style, block style. come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Players:	105/600	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Items Found:	2307
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1