CraftySAFundingCut

budget allocation, CraftySAFundingCut, Cut off, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic impact, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Future, global affairs, government decision, international aid, international relations, political decision making, Politics, sanctions, south africa, US

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Star Shards Collected:	161	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Items Found:	7610

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Naruto ul

Battles, Clans, combat techniques, Dungeons, era, Events, Forge, Jutsus, legend, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Naruto world, ninja, PvE, PvP, raffles, Raiding, Roleplay, Secrets, Support, Territories, Updates, Villages

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6039	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

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CaveMC

Biomes, blocks, Brutal, CaveMC, Cheats, Clans, Competition, Competitions, Dimensions, Dungeons, Events, exploits, Hacks, media coverage, Resources, scarcity, semi anarchy, Survival, Underground, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only World

CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire world is underground. With custom terrain, no surface, and access to all dimensions, survival is brutal, and only the toughest will thrive. Resources are scarce, and every decision matters—only the most resourceful players will endure.

What Makes CaveMC Unique?
A True Cave World – No surface, only the depths below.

Custom Vanilla Dungeons – Unique, hand-crafted dungeons filled with rewards and danger.
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay – Classic survival with a fresh, unforgiving twist.
Every single biome from Vanilla Minecraft exists underground, and all blocks are obtainable – The possibilities are endless!
Clans & Competitions – Team up with other players, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance!
Media Coverage – In-game server developments will be recorded and posted to the official Cave MC media accounts.

Only Rule: No Cheats

Play fair—hacks, exploits, or cheats are not allowed. Keep the competition real.

🔗 Join Discord Here!

Server IP: cavemc.net

Blue Ray Queen’s Hive 1.21.2

1.21.2, Blu-ray, Blu-Ray release, Blue, Cinema, classic, collector’s item, Entertainment, film, film buff, High Definition, hive, limited edition, Movie, movie collection, movie night, must have, Queen Bee, QUEENS, rare, RAY, release date, remastered, Special Edition, vintage

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5658
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchantments Applied:	183
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered when Queen Bee is gonna drop on Blu-Ray? Well, forget about that nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks, villagers that trade diamonds for dirt, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally)!

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with players battling it out for the chance to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So ditch the Blu-Ray and come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC Server

401ks, Adult, advice, aita, Communication, Confrontation, control, crash, creating boundaries, family, family dynamics, grandkids, grown adult, high pitch, independent, ParentalBoundariesMC, parents, relationships, screaming, Server, sibling’s SO, stock market

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Votes:	1766	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of controlling parents and sibling’s nosy significant others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no family drama allowed.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.

Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!

Momma’s Dress Shop: No Ex-Wife Approval Needed

Approval, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Daughters, dress, dress code, ex wife, exwife, family dynamics, Fatherhood, formal dresses, Guilt, judgment, liberal, modesty, mommas, mother-in-law, Needed, parenting, Parenting styles, Religious, Shop, southern upbringing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics that make the Real Housewives look tame.

Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!

MapleCraft: Blockin’ Red State Goods

Blockin, Boycott, consumer power, economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, export industries, global commerce, global solidarity, Goods, international relations, international trade, MapleCraft, political activism, Political protest, red, red state economy, red state exports, solidarity with Canada, State, support Canada, trade boycott, trade partnerships, trade relations, trade restrictions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden portal to the magical land of Nyan Cat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out – join now and let the madness begin!

BooNationCraft

American anthem, Anthem, Basketball, BOOING, BooNationCraft, Canada, Canadian events, controversy, Fans, NBA, patriotism, political statement, pro sporting events, protest, public opinion, social justice, solidarity, sports, Toronto Raptors, trend, U.S. national anthem

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Animals Bred:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	481
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, u kno? we got creepers dat dance to da national anthem, but only da canadian won, eh. if u join, u get a free pet polar bear dat can do sick backflips. also, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out in epic 1v1 matches. and if u win, u get a golden hockey stick dat shoots fireballs. join now or miss out on all da fun, eh!

Everia Middle School

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Customization, Everia, fairytale, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, java, middle school, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	65	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Everia is a 1.21 fairytale-themed SMP for both Java and Bedrock players that features exclusive customization like custom biomes, cosmetics, and even more! Join us now!

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CherryMC

CherryMC, community small experience loaded join discord LGBTQ+ safe world message info Java vanilla strong cater people long term loaded welcome shoot, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ores Mined:	6787	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

CherryMC Server Overview

Description	A small vanilla java SMP experience that caters to people around 20 years old who want a small, strong community and are looking for a long term world. The world has not even been loaded yet and will open once a few people join the discord. The server is also LGBTQ+ safe! Everyone is welcome!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply message the server admin for the discord info.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is a vanilla Java SMP server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ safe and everyone is welcome.

Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	189
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9480	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4928
Void Armor Forged:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Farms Harvested:	762	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

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