BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7880	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Love Letters Sent:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	8144	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.

Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, doctor’s orders, dosage, Drugstore, healing, health, Healthcare, Instructions, medication, Medicine, Mupill, pharmaceuticals, pharmacy, pill, Prescription, Recovery, refill, side effects, Take the mupill, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	2343
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!

PantsBlockParty

body type, Buy, fit, Friend, hurt, Insecurities, insecurities playing, Jealousy, measurements, ONLINE, online thrifting, pants, PantsBlockParty, price, reasonable, sale, smaller, smaller fit, stranger, try on, Unique

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pants are the ultimate currency! Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect pair of pants that will fit your blocky character like a glove.

We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.

But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?

Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?

UnderratedVoyage – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, culture, Destination, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must visit, Off the beaten path, off the grid, smp, tourism, travel, travel advice, travel inspiration, travel recommendations, travel tips, Underrated, underrated destinations, underrated travel spots, UnderratedVoyage, Unique, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1851
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most underrated place you’ve never heard of but need to visit ASAP! Like seriously, this server is like a hidden gem in the Minecraft world, full of crazy adventures and wacky characters.

I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.

CraftyConspiracyTheory

Accepted, BELIEF, biggest theory, Certainty, completely true, consensus, conviction, CraftyConspiracyTheory, Established, evidence based, fact, firm belief, Hypothesis, philosophy, Principle, PROVEN, Science, Truth, Undeniable, unshakable, unwavering

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchantments Applied:	287
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2

Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!

Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Cheaters, Civilization, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, ISOLATION, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof access, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Skip the night, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!
• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

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If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Lumber Jack’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Aki, Asa, chainsaw man, character analysis, Character development, death, Demons, Denji, emotional depth, errors, Hero, JACKS, love, Lumber, Manga, Nayuta, power, Protection, Realm, shonen jump, sister, Tragedy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	3128	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of Denji’s constant fails, come join our Minecraft server! We may not have chainsaws for arms like Denji, but we do have epic protection plugins to keep your builds safe. Plus, we love Asa, Nayuta, Aki, and Power more than Denji ever could! So why settle for a hero who can’t protect anything when you can join us and be part of a community that actually cares? Join now and leave Denji’s drama behind!

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	153	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!