BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	1430	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Items Found:	3126
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	59
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	792	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Ores Mined:	5276
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	156	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.