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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Magic Items Found: 8636

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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