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Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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