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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ores Mined: 5519 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 6856 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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