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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7166 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Votes: | 8254 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.