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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 751 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.