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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5765 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 866772 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.