LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Crops Grown: 4352
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

    1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Gods Slained: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Animals Bred: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9976 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 442659 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Runes Activated: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Farms Harvested: 945 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NoFriendz Minecraft Server

    NoFriendz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Mary bringing her kids to a haunted amusement park!

    Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?

    Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief

    LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the Iranian Quds Force chief went MIA after an Israeli strike in Lebanon? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so lit that even real-life military leaders are disappearing to join the fun!

    Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Vanilla Experience 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins
    PvP Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Player Limit Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community

    FAQ

    Q: How do I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9

    Q: Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

    A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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